May 2011
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May 1st
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“Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do...”
– (wish I could find a source of where he said this though, would love to read whatever else was said)  (via disgustinghuman) I’m pretty sure it’s from This Film is Not Yet Rated. Also a big reason why I love Kevin Smith!
May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2011
112 posts
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… there are no great barriers to her reef, Todd. She Outbacked my steakhouse, she digerreed my doo she hughed my jackman … she syndeyed my opera house she boomered my rang she russelled my crowe she dingoed my baby!
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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“Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.”
– Andre Gide (via lostandstumbling)
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary...
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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ffffffffffffffffffffffuck yeah
found the document I needed to ensure my graduation! happened to be in the safest place possible, my wallet … and like a dumbass I forgot it was there. all better now.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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“[4/29/11 6:18:22 AM] evolution of meaning can occur from the beginning to...”
– lostandstumbling
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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ListenSi fuera diez años más joven, qué feliz y qué...
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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… . the realization that you have to smoke the rest of the weed before parents get into town for your graduation …
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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I really should be sorting through the shit I'm...
but instead I’m making an attempt at recording this. Five tries in, I think I’ve got enough to stitch together into one clean version … but that will have to wait until I’ve smoked a spliff and gone through at least two boxes.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Pres. Obama is officially releasing a copy of his...
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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“Living a regret-less life is not accomplished by never making regrettable...”
– azrienoch, on YouTube
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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fruity scoopy!
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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waking up from a nap . . .
… only to discover that one of my friends was assaulted yesterday, and that the police decided to categorize it as a hate crime. I’m not even sure what to say other than that I’m just glad he’s not seriously hurt and that I live in a town full of shit.
Apr 26th
Apr 26th
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“The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it - basically because you...”
– Charles Bukowski (via mystifiedandsublime)
Apr 26th
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Fuck the Astronauts By James Tate
I Eventually we must combine nightmares an angel smoking a cigarette on the steps of the last national bank, said to me. I put her out with my thumb. I don’t need that cheap talk I’ve got my own problems. It was sad, exciting, and horrible. It was exciting, horrible, and sad. It was horrible, sad, and exciting. It was inviting, mad, and deplorable. It was adorable, glad, and enticing. Eventually...
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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